Saevus Corax Deals with the Dead

By K.J. Parker.

The business of Saevus Corax and his men is to pillage battlefields (officially), refurbish the gear they recover, and sell it. A rumour goes round that Corax captured a tax ship and sank it, killing the crew. He’s captured by the Sisters and hauled off to Sirupat where because of various marriages, he’s the heir to the throne. Sirupat is nothing much, but happens to be the source of the world’s gold, which is supposedly going to lead to a massive war because the Knights, another major faction, want to talk control of the place. Corax doesn’t want the job as king and manages to flee after letting the powerful ruler of Sashan have the island. Corax then plans to go into business with some woman who was working for the Sisters and a couple of his old associates.

Corax is allegedly not a nice person. This seems to be conveyed to the reader (mainly) through his conversations with his friend, Ekkehard, who constantly calls him an arsehole. Constantly. If anything, Corax is a bit like Rick from Casablanca, but he’s mostly rather dull and can be dull for page after page.

Swathes of the book – as you’ll infer from my comment above – are tiresome waffle that really belongs in the author’s private notes about Corax. When the action does move on, it’s usually contrived with some inimical band dragging Corax off in one direction or another after randomly finding him. I’m surprised there’s not an episode in the book when, say, some bounty hunters… [Picture fades out. Fade in. A random piece of countryside. Two random Bounty Hunters are standing beside a random tree.] “Where on earth might the man be?” asked one bounty hunter. What about over there? said the other bounty hunter pointing in a random direction. “Oh, yes, there he is. Now we can take him to some new geographical location.” Instead, Corax is likely to get rescued(/abducted) by someone at some random moment so that he can go somewhere else and do the same thing all over again.

It’s also indicative of how disengaged I was with the book that I felt no compunction about putting it down and not picking it up until some later occasion prompted me to.

Overall, the lead character isn’t that interesting, but needs to be. The action is contrived. The telling is windy. There’s a sequel, or two of them. Guess what I’m not going to be reading. This is one to recommend to an especially dull and annoying colleague – tell them that it’s best read during a dreary, grey weekend.

K.J. Parker is the nom de plume of Tom Holt. Well, if this is the sort of thing that Holt’s producing, no wonder he needs a penname.

The Poison Machine

By Robert J. Lloyd.

After Henry Hunt’s attempt to get electricity out of a bone ends in ignominy (much mockery from the Royal Society at the pub afterwards), he agrees to take a post with the Board of Ordnance and is sent off to East Anglia to check out the corpse of a dwarf, Captain Jeffrey Hudson (yes, him from The Smallest Man by Frances Quinn). To add to the mystery, Hudson is apparently alive and well, and a bit taller than he used to be because of all that nutritious food he ate while he was a slave on the Barbary Coast.

Hunt’s pursuit of the fake Captain Hudson takes him to Paris, where things don’t go well, seeing our man banged up in the Bastille on trumped-up charges. The head of the police in Paris, La Reynie, is a little sceptical about Hunt’s incarceration, but he escapes by flying out of the Bastille and being aided by anti-monarchists before fleeing back to England.

There he must thwart a plot against the queen and her Catholic Consult (a meeting of Catholics to counteract Titus Oates and his false accusations). He knows that the assassins were lugging something a bit hefty round with them, but a search of Somerset House merely annoys the queen, and although the gang sneak back in during the Consult, their presence is unmasked and they’re ejected. However, our boy Hunt isn’t about to let the Queen of England stop a ripping yarn, and he sneaks back in because he’s realised where the machine is.

Unfortunately, part of the plan is for Hunt to set the machine off, which he does in the course of trying to disable it. In addition to that, the room where the queen and all her guests are has been sealed. Luckily, Robert Hooke is with them and uses science to save everyone.

Meanwhile, Grace Hooke, who’s been abducted, manages to kill her would-be killer. Michael Fields who betrayed both Hunt and her, and who killed Hudson (the real one), dies of natural causes.

Contrived. Yes, very. Lord Danby has Hunt sent off to Paris and incarcerated in the Bastille because, er… It makes the plot more dramatic. It imbues Hunt with a good deal more importance than he really had (again, another character with Hildegard of Meaux Syndrome). Michael Fields’ betrayal seems to be entirely out of character and is never really satisfactorily explained. The suddenly and inexplicable appearance of Jacob Besnier with his hang glider is bizarre, and Hunt’s fortuitous encounter with the French resistance is just as improbable.

It also seems implausible that Hunt is supposed to set off the poison machine. Yes, this is meant to be part of the conspirators’ whole ridiculously over-engineered plan.

We get some panto season with Grace Hooke contriving to accompany Hunt and Fields to East Anglia disguised as a boy.

Contrivances aside, it’s not a bad tale, but it does drag at times. I skipped sections where a lot of very little seemed to be happening. Miffed that even after all this time, the price has barely moved since I read The Bloodless Boy. £10 for a Kindle book is a bit of a cheek.

The City of Last Chances

By Adrian Tchaikovsky.

Bloated waffle.

Yes, straight to the overall assessment of this rambling, windy tale, this example of yet another flabby fantasy novel. I knew something was a bit off because the book started with a massive great list of characters.

A concise synopsis: the Palleseen are occupying the city of Ilmar. The locals eventually get annoyed enough to rebel. The Palleseen regain control.

As another review has observed, this is like a collection of short stories. It’s an ensemble piece in that the protagonist is Ilmar and the antagonist is the Palleseen. It could’ve been written as several separate stories which were then woven together to form a vast, ponderous narrative. It might’ve been better as a series of shorter stories about each of the more prominent characters such as Blackmane, Yasnic, Ruslav, Hegelsby, etc.

Overall, it’s not a bad idea, but it dragged on too much, to the stage where I was flicking through pages trying to find some point where the narrative was doing something worthy of my attention.

There’s a sequel, but I shan’t be boarding that literary Titanic.

Children! If you have a physical copy of the book, stand on it and claim that because you’re now much taller, your parents should increase your pocket money.

Dark Waters Rising

By Cassandra Clark.

A mysterious man, a musician, turns up at the convent of Swyne requesting sanctuary. He overheard something at the court of Richard II which has placed his life in danger.

Some local lovely, Lydia, has been found, probably murdered. The strange man called Leonin might be the killer.

And if that’s not enough, the convent has a pair of annoying twins, Bella and Rogella, whose impecunious father has compelled them to undertake a religious life even though they hate it. Bella disappears of with a priest called Matthew, who’s rescued from a flooding windmill, but with no sign of Bella who appears to have been abducted by a mysterious stranger who’s probably the assassin pursuing Leonin.

This all has Hildegard shuttling between Swyne and Meaux, where hot, hunky Hubert de Courcy is totally out of sorts with everyone.

In the meantime, the weather has been turning foul, with a forecast of serious flooding.

The assassin uses this as cover to try and kill Leonin, but Hildegard and her boyfriend thwart his plans because the musician is… Ah, you’ll have to find out for yourselves.

The assassin manages to escape, but falls in with the murderous Rogella. Their bodies are found later. He seems to have strangled her, and she seems to have stabbed him.

De Courcy is all sorry for his silliness, and even if he and Hildegard can’t properly be together, he’d be delighted if she could be the prioress at Swyne, and they’d never be far apart from each other.

And this is the final book in the series. Much of it seemed to be Hildegard travelling between Swyne and Meaux, while the onset of the terrible weather got rather dragged out. De Courcy was being all petulant and was then suddenly back to normal, but with a major revelation. Ulf, Hildegard’s other boyfriend, turned up, but it was brief and nothing really came of it.

Rogella made a suitably Herod-like homicidal maniac. The assassin was a bit generic. They deserved each other.

The story is a bit ship-in-a-bottle. I’m not kidding about Hildegard going back-and-forth between Swyne and Meaux, and there was less scope for her usual tendency to go sticking her nose into other people’s business on a whim.

Overall, this was a slightly flat end to the series. Perhaps Clark could’ve stopped at p. 50 with a little notice saying, “Rain has stopped play.”

The Fraud

By Zadie Smith.

How shall I summarise this novel? In essence, it focuses on Mrs Eliza Touchet (apparently the name is to be read in the French manner), who is the housekeeper to and occasional spanker of William Ainsworth, a prolific author who was at times more popular than Dickens, but now mostly forgotten. (Aside: I have heard of his novel, Rookwood.)

The tale begins with domestic doings in the Ainsworth household, jumping around from one decade to another when Ainsworth, Dickens and George Cruickshank were friends and then not so friendly.

Into Mrs Touchet’s life intrudes the case of the Tichborne Claimant. A lengthy court case is trying to determine whether the man claiming to be Sir Roger Tichborne really is the missing heir rather than Arthur Orton, a Wapping butcher. Mrs Touchet starts to attend the trial and strikes up an acquaintance with the Claimant’s man, Andrew Bogle, who has worked for the Tichborne family and now with a degree of dignity, supports the the claim.

There is an interlude in which Bogle tells Mrs Touchet the story of his life, how his father was enslaved, about the various characters on the island of Jamaica, and his life there, which eventually took him to England.

The Claimant has a large following of supporters who believe he is a victim of the Establishment (boo! hiss!), but is eventually convicted of perjury. Initially, his lawyer, Edward Kenealy, campaigns for his release.

But to return to the original story, Ainsworth eventually drops dead, leaving Mrs Touchet to ponder her future.

As I said, the story is really about Eliza Touchet, observing the Ainsworth family and their foibles, and the trial of the Tichborne Claimant. Her interest in the latter seems to stem from how the working-class Arthur Orton was allegedly denied his allegedly rightful inheritance, which parallels her own lot in life as she’s mostly intellectually superior to those around her (the ironic exception is Ainsworth’s second wife, Sarah, who was an illiterate maid, but who often makes insightful comments on the trial).

Touchet’s character is somewhat spiky. She seems to have a low view of just about everyone (including Dickens) apart from the Bogles, and everything. But in spite of her innate superiority, she really doesn’t achieve anything much. She seems to be as much a fraud as Ainsworth is a fraud of an author and Arthur Orton is a fraud himself. She, too, becomes obsessed with the trial and yet seems to miss that for the audience of onlookers, it’s lowbrow, music-hall entertainment.

William Ainsworth is mostly a talentless, tedious ass whose books benefit from Mrs Touchet’s critical eye. His daughters are mostly beneath her contempt.

Andrew Bogle and his son, Henry, are superior sorts, but the motivation for the former’s support for the Tichborne Claimant is unclear beyond what to me seems to be a misguided attempt to hitch his financial horse to the wrong cart, allowing himself to lose an income of £50 a year in perpetuity from the Tichborne family. Mrs Touchet’s association with him feels somewhat contrived.

The narrative itself is somewhat convoluted, with the story jumping between decades, forwards and backwards, which, I feel, interrupts the flow, but which avoids the potential grind of a chronological narrative. It does take some time to get to the Claimant, and it’s not entirely clear where the story is going. The Tichborne Claimant does seem to loom a little too large.

Overall, The Fraud isn’t about the Tichborne Claimant, but is about Eliza Touchet in an inadequate world. It does feel a bit aimless, which is magnified by Mrs Touchet having no real goal. She bequeaths a sizeable amount of money from her husband to his two illegitimate, mixed-race daughters as the climax of a late episode, thus partly atoning (?) for events on Jamaica during Bogle’s youth.

Appendix

From what I’ve read about the Tichborne Claimant, it seems highly likely that Arthur Orton was a fraud, bearing little physical resemblance to the real Roger Tichborne, and lacking earlobes and a crucial tattoo. At the time the Claimant had widespread support as some sort of working-class hero being denied his inheritance (which as George Bernard Shaw noted, was ironic because a positive ruling would’ve elevated him socially), but this seems to have been romantic, wishful thinking on the part of the vulgar mob.

Orton’s refutation to the claim after he left prison seems to have been to squeeze some money out of the papers so that he could set up a business. The card which the Tichbornes allowed to be placed on his coffin, stating that he was Sir Roger would appear to have been an attempt to kill off any further fraudulent claims.

Ends of the Earth

By Colin Falconer.

Valerius is a tribune in a Roman army in the Middle East. The Romans are off after the Parthians, who defeat them in battle through their superior tactics. Valerius’ mate, Otho, scarpers, leaving Valerius and his men to be captured. The Parthians sell the Romans to the Huns(/Xiongnu), who want them to fight against the Chin (the Chinese), but the Huns lose that battle, and General Tang offers the Romans a new deal.

Like the Romans, the general is essentially in internal exile, but the old emperor dies and Tang is summoned to Xi’an, taking the Romans with him, where he asks the emperor to let them go home.

The survivors sail on a ship captained by a man called Ibrahim, who’s about as trustworthy as a politician. He tries several times to kill them or have them enslaved, and when they finally get to a remote Roman fort in Egypt, he claims they are deserters. The local commander sends them to Alexandria where – as luck would have it – they run into Valerius’ old associate, Varro. Tacitus, who’s on a mission to take revenge on the men who raped and murdered his sister, kills Varro, and the boys have to commandeer a ship back to Rome.

While Valerius and his men have been travelling all over central Asia, there’s been a lot going on in the Roman world. Caesar and Pompey have been at odds. Look away now if you don’t want to know the result. Caesar 1, Pompey 0. Otho returned to Rome with the story that Valerius died at the Battle of Carrhae. He’s hoping to marry Valerius’ wife, the hot, sexy Aurelia, but she refuses to believe her husband is dead. Nonetheless, the marriage is expedient to keep the family safe from Caesar’s depredations.

Eventually, Aurelia leaves the abusive Varro, and eventually marries Otho, who sides with the conspirators against Caesar, who find that the people aren’t so keen on the assassination as the conspirators thought they’d be.

Valerius, Tacitus and Felix, the sole survivors from Carrhae, arrive in Rome in time to be greeted by the aftermath of Caesar’s death and Mark Antony’s funeral oration. They learn that Otho was involved and head to his villa to rescue Aurelia and her children if no one else. Otho flees down a tunnel to the harbour with Tacitus in pursuit because he recognises him as the last of his sister’s killers. Valerius and Aurelia are reunited.

Falconer weaves the episodes abroad and in Rome together throughout the book, although the episodes dealing with the civil war between Caesar and Pompey or the assassination of the former are less interesting because the main story is Valerius trekking home with his diminishing band of legionaries.

Even that gets a little contrived because it becomes apparent that at every turn, Ibrahim is going to betray them, but they need the man to sail them across the Indian Ocean. It’s convenient that Varro is in Alexandria. It’s convenient that Otho is the other man that Tacitus wants to kill.

Ibrahim is worried about the Romans because they also know the secret of silk, although this turns up as an occasional, decorative element that doesn’t lead anywhere in particular and is forgotten by the time Valerius reaches Rome.

The end of the tale is a bit abrupt, but perhaps Falconer felt that having got our hero back home and reunited with his wife, the consequences arising from his time away were going to take too long to deal with.

Overall, Ends of the Earth is a decent tale of derring-do in the ancient world.

Lessons in Chemistry

By Bonnie Garmus.

Elizabeth Zott has had a traumatic life. Her slick-tongued dad’s in prison for burning some people to death. Her mum’s in tax exile in Brazil, and her gay brother committed suicide. Zott ends up being a chemistry graduate, but she gets raped and ends up working at Hastings doing research.

Hastings is also the home of the brilliant Calvin Evans who’s their star researcher. Zott goes and filches a bunch of beakers from his lab. Everyone holds their breath because the man holds a grudge, but later when he’s on a disastrous date, he vomits on Zott, and it’s love at first regurgitation.

The pair end up living together and acquire a former, failed bomb-sniffing dog which they call Six-Thirty. One day, the city passes a bylaw which declares that dogs must be kept on a leash. Evans goes running with Six-Thirty on a leash, but gets run down by a car and killed, leaving the pregnant Zott to deal with the consequence. Yes, Zott is an unmarried mother in the 1950s.

She survives by working as a freelance scientist, mostly helping her incompetent former colleagues, but eventually, she has a confrontation with Walter Pine, the father of the girl who has been scrounging her daughter’s nutritious lunch, and the producer of daytime TV at a local station. He needs something new, and Zott is a Hot Babe™ (“No, I ain’t. Me be scientist.”) She eventually agrees and starts hosting Supper at Six, which becomes hugely popular. Zott uses the programme to teach women about chemistry.

Zott has a tendency to open her mouth and shove both feet inside, but that seems to make her more and more popular, and her interest in rowing has legions of women charging down to their local rowing clubs.

Zott’s fame gets her an interview in Life Magazine, but she’s displeased by the resulting article, and soon afterwards, decides to quit Supper at Six. Other players, mostly off screen, oust the old guard at Hastings, and Zott can resume her research on abiogenesis.

Lessons in Chemistry is a rather American book dealing with 21st-century American themes; but if it can be plausibly set in the 1950s and 60s, it suggests that the US has – socially – gone nowhere in 70 years.

The characters in the story are, I feel, types. The main character, Elizabeth Zott, is an autistic sock puppet, who can say and do what she likes without any consequences. Her backstory makes her a misery magnet; she disapproves of just about everything; her way or the wrong way. Her views are as polarised as those who disapprove of her, but the reader is meant to cheer her on. TINA (there is no alternative). She’s a 21st-century character as well, being mightily 21st-century in her views in the wrong decade. Ironically, she has next to no chemistry with anyone – apart from Calvin Evans.

Her neighbour, Harriet, is an ameliorating influence, but also has a tragic backstory in the form of her dreadful husband. In fact, this is just about every decent character in the book. Six-Thirty the dog is a failed bomb-detector dog. Walter Pine’s daughter isn’t actually his daughter, and his boss is a much-loathed bastard. Miss Frask is a bitch to begin with, but discovers that like Zott, her PhD was thwarted by sexual assault. Calvin Evans had a miserable time of it when he was a boy. Mad(eline) Zott, the daughter, constantly vexes her orthodox teachers. The vicar, Wakely, has doubts about religion and no particular liking for his annoying, idiot parishioners.

The villains are all men in positions of authority, whether it’s the deceitful Dr Donati at Hastings, or his incompetent minions in the lab, or the much-hated Liebensmal at the TV station, or Zott’s father.

Overall, it’s not a bad tale. It’s amusing at times, but it bashes the reader over the head with its message.

The Book that Couldn’t Burn

By Mark Lawrence.

Livira lives in a settlement out in the Dust. It’s a harsh life that gets harsher when some dog-like sabbers turn up (think of gnolls in D&D), kill the defenders and take the children as prisoners. A group of soldiers then kills the sabbers, and a small group of wounded soldiers escort the children to the city of Crath, where they will be allocated jobs – bad ones. On the way to the city, Livira saves one of the soldiers, Malar, from a dust bear.

When they get to the city, Malar tries to return the favour by getting Livira through door No. 3, but she blags her way in through door No. 5. She fails the tests inside, but Master Yute, a deputy librarian, takes her to become a trainee in the library, which seems to be infinite in size.

During the course of her training and through her natural ability to flout the rules, Livira discovers all sort of things about the library, including the Exchange, where she meets Evar.

Evar and his “siblings” have been trapped in a room along with a pair of robots, the Assistant and the Soldier. They were all taken into the Mechanism, which seems to be a device in which people can experience books. When they emerged, they had the book they were carrying imprinted on them. Clovis has combat skills, Starval has stealth and assassination skills, Kerroal is skilled in psychological manipulation, and Mayland (who’s thought to be dead) has a knowledge of history and mythology. Evar seems to have emerged without anything. They are also menaced by creatures called Escapes that emerge from the Mechanism.

One day, Evar finds a book telling him to meet someone in the Exchange which he can enter through the pool of water which irrigates their food. There he meets Livira several times, but she ages while he remains the same. They eventually realise that the Exchange shapes their world as they expect to see it, and after a bit of a snog, they discover each other’s actual identities.

While Livira has been growing up, the sabbers have continued to encroach on the city in spite of the technological advances that it’s been making. When they breach the walls, Yute leads a group of refugees into the library and into the Exchange. Livira and Evar have to put aside their difference in species to try and save the day, but she gets trapped inside the body of an Assistant; and then the sequel arrives.

When the book is praised on the cover by J.R.R. Martin, I should realise that it’s going to be long and windy. The synopsis above scratches the overall surface because there’s too much to reasonably cover everything. And that’s perhaps a problem because there’s too much to reasonably cover everything. For example, Lord Algar has the trainee librarians go in search of a book which they have two days to find. He’s trying to get Livira removed from the library for some, er, reason, but naturally, she finds the book while she’s off on her own little side jaunt. Nothing really comes of this, and the episode is an excuse to allow Livira to explore the library and uncover its secrets.

Livira herself is a 21st-century female character. She has a photographic memory, she’s better than everyone else at everything, she naturally flouts the rules without any consequences, she’s the centre of the universe.

Evar, on the other hand, isn’t all that interesting, and the episodes with his siblings aren’t that interesting because it’s all ship-in-a-bottle.

The rest of the characters drift in and out of shot. There are a few cameos from Malar and Yute, and occasionally the other trainees feature.

The Book that Couldn’t Burn is decently enough written, but egotistically and unnecessarily long. The Book that Outstayed its Welcome might be a better title. I did get to a point near the end where the waffle was having me turn pages and pages and pages in a search for Plot-advancing Content™, which never came because it then tries to get you to buy the sequel. Nope, shan’t be doing that. It’s another instance of a bloated fantasy ~ sci-fi novel. Interesting story to a point, but far too many words expended in return for exceedingly little gain.

The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels

By India Holton.

The evil Captain Morvath wants his daughter Cecilia Bassingthwaite (and various other surnames) back and sends Ned Lightbourne (who has various pseudonyms) to fetch her. Lady Armitage wants Cecilia dead because she may turn into her villainous father, and sends… yes, Ned Lightbourne, who’s also been sent by Queen Victoria (secret service; hush hush; Official Secrets Act) to deal with this Girl of Many Surnames. Lightbourne is ever so dreamy, and Cecilia – in spite of her contrived prudishness (pre- and post-coital) – fancies the breeches off him. She also wants to join the ranks of the Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels. Captain Morvath manages to capture the lot of them, but is outmatched by a squadron of feisty viragoes. And as for Cecilia and her beau, they fly off into the sunset, where she’s sure to give him a good debagging.

I’m really too old and too boy for this, but the madcap humour appealed to me. Initially.

But it began to pall.

The idiot teaser on the front is that this is a cross between Bridgerton (which, I believe, is a 21st-century themed version of the 18th century that’s probably Jane Austen fan-fic from the pen of some huffy 6th form girl) and Peaky Blinders (which, I believe, is the Sopranos goes to Yorkshire). I suspect that the book is nothing of the sort, especially the latter. Captain Morvath, who’s meant to be ever so evil, is more likely to bore people with some of his terrible poetry and have a brief rant in a misogynistic vein than he is to do something actually evil.

The violence is all a bit censored cartoon. Cecilia is constantly pulling knives from secret pockets, but never seems to use them on anyone. Morvath murdered her mum, but after he runs Miss Millington through, the woman’s back on her feet ten minutes later tripping the light fantastic.

In other words, this would’ve made a halfway decent story if it was short and had some real menace.

We know that Cecilia fancies Lightbourn, but their final union is delayed to the point that it’s no longer that special moment in the story (besides, they’ve already had sex). At no point does it seem likely that she’s going to turn into her dad. At no point does it seem that her dad is going to be evil incarnate, and his defeat is a bit bloodless. It’s as if Holton was fine with the sex, but baulked at the violence, which removes the tension from the story. Morvath seems to be about an dangerous as an inert gas.

There are also some 21st-century themes. It’s mostly the tired old trope that boys are stupid and useless – apart from the handsome one that the heroine lusts after.

The other major annoyance was the spelling. Normal spelling for normal people, please. Just because the Americans can’t spell doesn’t mean the rest of us should have to suffer from their vile orthography. A couple of solecisms as well. Can you use nom de plume as a general synonym for “pseudonym”? I’d only be able to use it to mean a “pen name”, but I’ll guess that this is an instance of another young author who knows no better. The other solecism was not just the use of “impact” as a verb (ugh!), but also its misuse as well. The phrasing seemed a little peculiar.

Overall, I thought the book was a bit of a laugh, but to be avoided if you don’t like silly romances and aren’t fond of books that malinger well past their tolerate-by date.

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The Burnings
by Naomi Kelsey.

The Burnings is based on the story of the witches of Berwick when quite a lot of people in Scotland were arrested, tortured and executed for being witches. The underlying premise of the novel is that the Earl of Bothwell wants to be king and that he’s trying to unnerve James VI by spreading rumours of witchcraft surrounding the arrival of the king’s new bride, Anne of Denmark. Bothwell is also underlyingly motivated through his relationship with Agnes Sampson, but he is unable to save her from being burnt.

On the Danish side, Margareta Vinstar is forced to marry hot, sexy John Wemyss and accompany Anne to the Scottish court. Wemyss is a ducker and diver, and is ordered by James to spy on Bothwell, which leads the king to accuse Wemyss of being a traitor because to prove his loyalty to Bothwell, he has to spring him from Edinburgh Castle. “Traitor! Traitor!” squeals the king before flouncing off to cry on his boyfriend’s shoulder.

Margareta and her husband manage to have themselves restored to James’s suspicious graces, and the Earl of Bothwell is sent into a negotiated exile.

I already knew the story of the witches of Berwick, hence I knew how this one was going to end – badly for everyone accused of witchcraft.

The Burnings is yet another tale where there may be magic, but there isn’t really. Bothwell wants rumours of magic put about, and the story runs with it.

The language is mostly good, but a few mawkish Americanisms intrude. (And to make it worse, the author is an English teacher.)

Carpe Jugulum
by Terry Pratchett.

King Verence invites some vampires to Lancre. They decide to take over. Granny Weatherwax has other plans.

There’s an earlier Witches novel. For “vampire” read “elves” in that. The story – as far as I can recall because I probably read it about thirty years ago – is much the same.

There were times when I lost the thread of the plot a little, but didn’t care that much. There were times when Pratchett waffled.

Life and whatever in the imperium sericum.